New Ninja Attire

March 6, 2010 in The Black Hole by BigScreenLivin

ninjaskirt

Here are some new outfits you can get in Japan.

Let’s say you think some bandit was trying to rob you, then bam! ninja tactic. There is a skirt that (just when you think you’re gonna get flashed the ol meat curtains) turns into a vending machine.

peekaboo

"Mothra will never find me here"

 

 Or, you can pick up the fire extinguisher backpack.

peekaboo

Stealthy as the night

Here we have the purse that transforms into a manhole.

sewer surfers

Now Japan is my favorite country but, a manhole purse has “bad news” written all over it. Let’s leave a purse full of valuables in the middle of the street, where if no one just picks it up, it might get ran over.

The vending machine one tho is a better idea. Wait for some unexpecting schmuck to try and stick some money in you then grab that shit and run. Just beware that this guy doesn’t get ya.

robotthrust

-JCTM