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In one of those “why couldn’t I be 15 now” cases, Christine Shreeve Hubbs, an attractive, 42-year-old Mormon mother of three and wife of a dentist, was arrested last week by Livermore, CA police. She was charged with 67 felony counts of sexual assault for multiple trysts with young teenage boys, many in her 2006 black Hummer that gave her the neighborhood nickname “the Hummer Mom.” As well as Visa cards and food, Hubbs used Xbox 360 systems to make the boys more agreeable to gettin their freak on. She would basically give them Microsoft in exchange for Microhard. Nude photos of Hubbs were discovered on the cell phone of one of the victims, and police obtained a warrant for the woman. Turns out that as well as being a sexual predator, Hubbs was also pretty stupid, as cops discovered not only sexual text messages, but photographs of her having sex with the kids. It is unknown whether or not the boys got to keep the Xboxes.

GameCasa Note:  Here in Philadelphia, our Milfs have the common sense to trade sex for something like World Series tickets… with consenting adults

Blizzard cracking down on in-game World of Warcraft sex roleplay–Joystiq

In what many telecommunications scholars and sociologists are tentatively referring to as “the saddest forum post in the history of all mankind,” Blizzard recently informed World of Warcraft players on the Moon Guard server that moderators would now be patrolling the server for … erotic role-playing. Particularly in one in-game town, Goldshire, which appears to be a non-stop, Bacchanalian festival of delights of the virtual flesh and oh man, that’s the creepiest thing we’ve ever typed.

Blizzard customer service reps will now “regularly” keep an eye on the town’s public chat channels, privately punishing players who violate the game’s harassment policies. We can’t wait to hear about some of the super awkward /Tells this enforcement will lead to. “Dear Razorbladez, please stop trying to have cybersex with that level 2 Paladin. That is very, very gross.”

Consider this a two in one post, the first one relates to a Fuck My Life(FML), the second is me being a bitch and caving in. I’m going to start with the funny: “Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML“

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